Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Funny Facebook Status Messages And Pictures to Share and Tag


If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us up by the music genre.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us up by the music genre.


Sometimes I wish the "Reply All" button was password protected.
Sometimes I wish the "Reply All" button was password protected.
Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.
Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.


Is it just me or does anyone else occasionally have to look up a word while they are writing, that they have known how to spell for most of their life, because it just doesn't look quite right?
Is it just me or does anyone else occasionally have to look up a word while they are writing, that they have known how to spell for most of their life, because it just doesn't look quite right?


Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem
That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem


Every day, I think about texting you but then, I think "if you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first."
Every day, I think about texting you but then, I think "if you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first."


Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.


You're good at giving advice, but not following your own.
You're good at giving advice, but not following your own.

I die a little inside when I see the word "explain" on a test.
I die a little inside when I see the word "explain" on a test.

LIKE if you like food more than people.
LIKE if you like food more than people.


Saying bye to someoneā€¦ then staying online for another 2 hours.
Saying bye to someone… then staying online for another 2 hours.


When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you.
When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you.


If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.


There are over 7,000,000,000 people on this earth, don't let 1 bring you down.
There are over 7,000,000,000 people on this earth, don't let 1 bring you down.


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